March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
i hope Rick Santorum is walking his dog but his dog poops an extra time and he doesn’t have any bags left and lots of people are watching.
I just want someone to come drinking with me...
And wingman as I attempt to drunk flirt with bartender. Is this so bad?!
February 2012
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Word up Air Force
you got your freaking money that you “overpaid” me by taking pretty much all my tax return. Big Up’s to you.
You did that shit real fast, let me know when you’re done with my VA Claim, yo.
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Just searched for the remote for 2 minutes instead...
baaconnn:
Still didn’t find the remote. Stuck watching Frasier.
you are not stuck, you are blessed.
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other tales of being an adult
There was that time I got my first tinted lip balm (like two days ago haha). But before that I was jean shopping. I’ve loved trouser pants on women for a while but I’m just so damn small I seem to swim in them. But the other day I was jean shopping (because I’m on a mission to look more like an adult that a hipster 12 year old) and came across Banana Republic. I love their...
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Someone tell me how great they feel after quitting...
because right now I feel like everyone who doesn’t smoke is an idiot and I just want one last one but I can’t because I had my “one last one” this morning before school, so it’s been like…hours.
Tell me that I’ll be able to jump higher and fuck better, this has to be worth it somehow.
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Caged Bird: Submissions →
cagedbird-zine:
Caged Bird is now taking submissions!
I would like caged bird to become a collective source of resource for all.
Things we are looking for submission-wise:
Original Content.
Recipes, food
DIY
Music
Writing (poetry, prose, short stories, etc)
Editorial pieces (book, movie, television…
Hey Guys! Caged Bird is taking submissions. I know some of you wonderful...
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I just realized that the only way I'll ever have a...
is if my best friend needed me to be a surrogate. I don’t mean this in a “woe is me, no one will ever want to knock me up” type of way.
What I’m saying is that I don’t ever want anyone to knock me up, but I’d do it for her because we’ve been besties for about 13 years now and I’d do anything she asked of me. But I’d only do it for her. And...
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Caged Bird: Less Plastic, More canvas →
cagedbird-zine:
By: Stephanie Phillips
communitymarkets gives us helpful tips on how to store vegetables without plastic via the Berkley Farmers Market. The list includes everything from artichokes to zucchini!
According to this National Geographic article it takes anywhere from months, to…
I be doin’ thangs.
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Since I didn't get to go sandboarding yesterday
because people are flakes and stuff, I’m going hiking today. Alone.
If I don’t post in the next 24 hours, I’m probably dead. I went hiking up at Transmountain.
Tell my mom I love her.
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Dear Whataburger,
That’s definitely a burrito. Not a taco.
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Adult things are happening y'all
I got my first tinted lip balm.
I don’t wear lipstick, but I’ve always wanted to. I decided to pick the happy medium and got some Say Yes to Carrots tinted lip balm.
It’s “Reddy Red”
I'm going sandboarding today at White Sands
And I really couldn’t be happier about anything else.
Never sand boarded before, though. Yay outdoors.
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I may or may not be drunk off of raspberry tea + raspberry vodka. This isn’t even Mardi Gras, I call this Tuesday.
Also, A Bugs Life was on & I watched the shit out of it.
snap the fuck out of it, self.
Seriously
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“If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the...”
– C.S. Lewis
I’m waiting to find that place.
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Anonymous asked: have you ever been in love?
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Caged Bird: Treat Yo' Self →
cagedbird-zine:
By: Stephanie Phillips
We’re in a recession, I understand. That doesn’t mean you don’t deserve something nice every now and then.
This leather messenger bag from Genuine Goods etsy shop is handmade and affordable at $33.00 USD (plus shipping & handling). Check out their store for…
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